Babar: Monkey Business – Ep.23

Babar: Monkey Business – Ep.23


CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY YTV CANADA, INC. (♪♪♪)>>>(kids giggling)>>HI, POPPA. (♪♪♪) UNCLE ARTHUR!>>MOMMA, MOMMA. (giggling) (♪♪♪) (♪♪♪)>>AH, A VERY GOOD YEAR. (alarm blaring)>>>AHA! CAUGHT YOU! TAKE THAT! GET ‘IM!>>WHAT’S GOING ON?>>WE’VE GOT HIM, UNCLE ZEPHIR. (all gasping) DAD?>>I’M ALL FOR FAMILY TOGETHERNESS, BUT, REALLY, CHILDREN…>>SORRY. WE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE PEANUT BUTTER POACHER.>>YEAH, SOMEONE’S BEEN STEALING OUR PRIVATE STOCK, YOU KNOW.>>AND UNCLE ZEPHIR IS HELPING US CATCH HIM.>>I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. THIS OLD GAG IS JUST LIKE YOU.>>WHAT?>>YOU KNOW, YOUR UNCLE ZEPHIR WAS QUITE THE PRANKSTER IN HIS DAY.>>>UNCLE ZEPHIR?>>I DABBLED.>>DABBLED? DABBLED? MIGHT I REMIND YOU THAT YOUR JOKES ALMOST WIPED OUT A WHOLE YEAR’S PEANUT CROP?>>WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DAD?>>TELL US, FATHER, TELL US.>>ALL RIGHT, GATHER AROUND. IT WAS A TIME WE WILL NEVER FORGET…THERE WAS ONCE PARTICULAR WEEKWHEN NO ONE WAS SPARED FROMYOUR UNCLE ZEPHIR’S UNIQUEBRAND OF HUMOUR.>>HUH? HEY! YEOW! (loud crash)>>>HUH?>>OH! OH, I… I… (knock at door)>>OOH. (jack-in-the-box honking) AHHHH! (sighs)>>NEEDLESS TO SAY, AS THE DAYSPASSED, WE WERE ALL TIRING OFZEPHIR’S PRANKS, BUT WITH ONLYONE WEEK TO GO BEFOREHARVESTING OUR BIGGEST PEANUTCROP EVER, I HAD MORE IMPORTANTMATTERS TO DEAL WITH.>>THIS YEAR’S CROP IS SURE TO PRODUCE THE FINEST PEANUT BUTTER NOUVEAU EVER.>>(young Babar) AND YOU’RE SURE WE HAVEN’T SPREAD OURSELVES TOO THIN WITH SUCH A BIG CROP?>>PRECISELY WHAT WE WISH TO DISCUSS WITH YOU, BABAR. BUT THERE IS A SLIGHT DANGER.>>A DANGER?>>WELL, IT SEEMS THAT OUR ROYAL PEANUT PLANTERS HAVE POSITIONED THE EXPANDED PATCH IN PERILOUS PROXIMITY TO RATAXES’ ANNUAL RHINO RAMPAGE ROUTE.>>OH, IS THAT ALL?>>>IS THAT ALL?>>THE RHINO RAMPAGE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO LAY WASTE TO ENTIRE REGIONS.>>ENTIRE TERRITORIES TRAMPLED. THE ROYAL PEANUT PATCH COULD BE NEXT.>>YOU BOTH KNOW, AS WELL AS I, THAT RATAXES’ RAMPAGING ISN’T WHAT IT USED TO BE. BUT IF IT’LL MAKE YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, I’LL POST A GUARD OUT HERE.>>MAY I SUGGEST THE ELEPHANT SQUAD, SIRE?>>NO, THIS JOB ISN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THEM. NO JOB IS BIG ENOUGH FOR THEM.>>BABAR!>>ZEPHIR IS AT IT AGAIN.>>(Zephir laughing)>>LOOK, ZEPHIR, WE ALL LIKE A GOOD JOKE NOW AND THEN, BUT THIS INCESSANT PRANK-PLAYING HAS GONE TOO FAR!>>BUT I’M BORED, BABAR. BORED! BORED! BORED! GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO, PLEASE? I’LL DO ANYTHING.>>OKAY, ZEPHIR, I’VE GOT JUST THE JOB FOR YOU.>>OH, NO!>>DON’T EVEN THINK IT!>>PRESENTING OUR DULY APPOINTED PEANUT PATCH GUARD.>>OH, PLEASE.>>SIRE, THE VERY PRIDE OF CELESTEVILLE IS AT STAKE HERE.>>EXACTLY WHY I HIRED ZEPHIR FOR THE JOB. HE’S MY FRIEND AND I TRUST HIM. BESIDES, THIS WAY HE’LL BE TOO BUSY TO PULL ANY MORE PRANKS.>>HUP, TWO, THREE, FOUR! HUP, TWO, THREE, FOUR! OOF! HUP, TWO, THREE, FOUR!>>BUT, SIRE, SURELY ONE TINY SIMIAN CAN’T STAND UP AGAINST A WHOLE HERD OF STAMPEDING RHINOCERI.>>DON’T WORRY, IF ANYTHING HAPPENS, ALL ZEPHIR HAS TO DO IS PULL THIS LEVER.>>PULLING THE LEVER, SIR!>>>NO, DON’T! (recorded battle charge)>>ZEPHIR! TURN IT OFF!>>WHAT?>>>TURN IT OFF!>>I CAN’T HEAR YOU! LET ME TURN THIS THING OFF! NOW, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?>>PERHAPS, WE SHOULD JUST SEND THE RHINOS A STAMPEDE INVITATION AND BE DONE WITH IT.>>COME ON, RATAXES ISN’T GOING TO RAMPAGE, AND YOU KNOW IT.>>HUP, TWO, THREE, FOUR! HUP, TWO, THREE, FOUR!>>(adult Babar)UNFORTUNATELY, LADY RATAXESHAD OTHER IDEAS.>>BUT, DEAR, WE CAN’T CHANGE THE RAMPAGE NOW. IT’LL MESS WITH TRADITION.>>TRADITION, HA! THE RAMPAGE BEGAN AS A SHOW OF JUNGLE SUPERIORITY. UNDER YOUR LEADERSHIP, IT’S BEEN REDUCED TO A BACKYARD FOOD BINGE WITH THE BOYS.>>UH, WHAT’S YOUR POINT?>>WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE DAYS WHEN THE RAMPAGE COULD MOVE MOUNTAINS, CLEAR WHOLE FORESTS, CHANGE THE COURSE OF MIGHTY RIVERS?>>BUDGET CUTS?>>I PROPOSE THAT WE RETURN TO THOSE THRILLING DAYS OF YESTERYEAR AND RESTORE THE ANNUAL RHINO RAMPAGE TO WHAT IT ONCE WAS.>>>OH!>>AN IMPRESSIVE SHOW OF RHINO MIGHT.>>OH…>>WE’LL FOLLOW THE OLD RAMPAGE ROUTE. OH, ISN’T THIS EXCITING, DEAR? LOOK OUT, WORLD, THE RATAXES ANNUAL RHINO RAMPAGE IS BACK!>>HUP, TWO, THREE, FOUR… HUP, TWO, THREE, FOUR… NO, NO, I’M AWAKE! HALT! WHO GOES THERE? (crickets chirping) BOY, AM I BORED. WHERE’S THE EXCITEMENT? WHERE’S THE GLORY? WHERE’S THE…? NOW THAT WOULD LIVEN THINGS UP A BIT. NO, ZEPHIR, YOU’VE GOT A JOB TO DO. YOU HAVE TO PROTECT THE PEANUT PATCH. I CAN’T STAND IT! SORRY, BABAR. (recorded battle charge) IT WAS A MATTER OF SURVIVAL. OH…>>MY TUSKS!>>OH, NO!>>HURRY!>>ZEPHIR, ARE YOU OKAY? ZEPHIR, DID THE RHINOS DO THIS TO YOU?>>NO, THE SOLITUDE DID. I WAS LONELY.>>>LONELY?!>>HEY. SAY, WHAT’S YOUR HURRY? WHY DON’T YOU STICK AROUND AND HAVE LUNCH? OR WE COULD PLAY A GAME OF CARDS. OLD MAID? GO FISH? 52 PICK-UP?>>>DON’T TOUCH THE ALARM!>>OKAY, OKAY. UNLESS, OF COURSE, I REALLY NEED YOU.>>AH, BASIL, THIS IS PERFECT. LADY RATAXES WILL NEVER FIND US OUT HERE. (chuckling) I, RATAXES, LORD OF ALL RHINOLAND, NOW DECLARE THE ANNUAL RHINO RAMPAGE TO BEGIN.>>>(all cheering)>>HA!>>>HA! (all cheering)>>SO, WHAT’S NEXT ON THE ITINERARY, BASIL?>>OH, TROUBLE.>>TROUBLE? I DON’T GET IT.>>YOU WILL.>>RATAXES! YOU CALL THIS A RAMPAGE?>>BUT, MY DEAR, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, THIS IS THE…>>THE MENTAL PREPARATION STAGE, MY LADY.>>VERY NECESSARY.>>IN WHICH WE FIRE OURSELVES UP THINKING DESTRUCTIVE THOUGHTS.>>>(card-players laughing)>>WELL, NOW THAT YOU’RE ALL FIRED UP, LET’S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD! LET’S RAMPAGE!!>>OH…>>>RAMPAGE.>>>RAMPAGE. (thundering hooves) (recorded battle charge)>>AHEM, THESE ARE THE SALES RECORDS OF LAST YEAR’S PEANUT BUTTER NOUVEAU, SIRE.>>THANKS, POMPADOUR. PUT THEM WITH THE REST. (battle charge stops)>>(gasping)>>WELL?>>ANOTHER FALSE ALARM, I’M AFRAID. THAT’S THE FIFTH SO FAR. (recorded battle charge) (loud rumbling)>>CORRECTION, SIXTH.>>THIS CAN’T GO ON, BABAR. SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT ZEPHIR. HE’S PUTTING THE ROYAL PEANUT PATCH AT RISK.>>THAT PRANKSTER MUST BE TAUGHT A GOOD LESSON.>>EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MIND, GENTLEMEN. JUST KEEP IGNORING THAT ALARM. (adult Babar)I HAD DECIDED IT WAS TIME TOGIVE ZEPHIR A TASTE OF HIS OWNMEDICINE.>>YOU?>>HOW, DAD?>>YOU’LL SEE.>>>(Celeste & Arthur gasping)>>(young Babar) WELL, HOW DO I LOOK?>>LIKE AN ELEPHANT IN A RHINO COSTUME.>>ZEPHIR’S IN FOR IT NOW.>>AFTER THIS, HE’LL THINK TWICE BEFORE PULLING ANOTHER FALSE ALARM.>>WELL, I JUST HOPE NOTHING GOES WRONG.>>WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? (bird distress call) (loud rumbling)>>(groaning)>>UH, YOUR LADYSHIP, ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS, WE’RE HEADING DIRECTLY FOR KING BABAR’S ROYAL PEANUT PATCH.>>SO?>>SO THAT WOULD BE A MOST UNNEIGHBOURLY THING TO DO.>>BASIL’S RIGHT, MY DEAR. TRAMPLING BABAR’S PEANUT PATCH WOULD BE WRONG. WE’LL HAVE TO CALL IT QUITS.>>SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE ABOUT BABAR?>>IT’S NOT HIM. IT’S ALL THOSE INNOCENT PEANUTS.>>THEY’RE SO YUM.>>OH, PUL-EASE. RAMPAGE!>>>(all roaring)>>JUST MY LUCK, NOT A RHINO IN SIGHT.>>RAMPAGE!>>AH, THE RHINOS ARE ATTACKING! (recorded battle charge) THE RHINOS ARE REALLY HERE!>>(young Babar roaring)>>(Zephir screaming)>>I SAY, POMPADOUR, ISN’T THAT THE PEANUT PATCH ALARM, AGAIN?>>I DO BELIEVE IT IS, CORNELIUS.>>TRADE SECTIONS?>>YES, THANK YOU.>>NOBODY’S COMING! IT’S ME AGAINST THE WHOLE RHINO RAMPAGE! OH, HOW DO I GET INTO THESE MESSES? DUMB, STUPID PRANKS, THAT’S HOW. HELP!>>GLAD TO SEE YOU FINALLY GOT THE MESSAGE, ZEPHIR.>>HUH?>>IT’S ME.>>YOU ANIMAL! YOU ATE MY FRIEND! HEY, WHAT GIVES? IS THIS SOME KIND OF GAG, OR WHAT?>>WE’RE EVEN, ZEPHIR.>>A PRANK FOR A PRANKSTER. I’M CURED. HEY, BUT WHAT IF THE RHINOS REALLY DO RAMPAGE?>>NAH, THEY HAVEN’T DONE ANY REAL RAMPAGING IN AGES.>>(gasps)>>>RAMPAGE!>>>(Babar & Zephir screaming) (recorded battle charge)>>LEAVE IT, ZEPHIR. NO ONE’S GOING TO COME.>>THEN WE’RE DOOMED.>>NOT YET, WE’RE NOT. COME ON. YOU RUN BACK TO THE PALACE AND GET HELP. I’LL HOLD THEM OFF AS LONG AS I CAN.>>(adult Babar)THE RHINOS WERE HEADED STRAIGHTFOR THE PEANUT PATCH LIKE ANUNSTOPPABLE AVALANCHE.IF HELP DIDN’T COME SOON,THE PEANUTS WERE DOOMED.SO, WITH NO TIME TO LOSE,I TOOK IT UPON MYSELF TORE-ROUTE THE RHINOS.(young Babar) RAMPAGE! AH, THE PEANUTS ARE BEING CREAMED! RAAAAAH!>>>(rhinos yelping)>>(gasps)>>>RAHHHHH!>>OH, NO! AH!>>YOU’VE GOT TO BELIEVE ME! THERE REALLY IS A RAMPAGE THIS TIME! HONEST!>>OH, YES, OF COURSE THERE IS.>>JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.>>THIS IS FOR REAL. BABAR IS OUT THERE ALONE.>>IN A RHINO COSTUME?>>DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND? BABAR NEEDS OUR HELP.>>BOY, HE SURE SOUNDED CONVINCING.>>THE MARK OF A TRUE PRANKSTER.>>BABAR! BABAR! YIKES!>>IS HELP COMING, ZEPHIR?>>NO, THEY STILL THINK I’M JOKING.>>THEN IT’S UP TO US.>>BUT THERE’S STILL SO MANY OF THEM.>>MAYBE IF I CAN TURN RATAXES, THE OTHERS WILL FOLLOW. OH, YOUR RHINESS, WHY DON’T YOU TAKE A BREAK, SIR? WE CAN’T EXPECT YOU TO DO ALL THE RAMPAGING, NOW CAN WE?>>GOOD IDEA, BASIL.>>HERE YOU ARE, SIR. JUST SIT RIGHT HERE.>>AH…>>THAT’S IT, SIR, JUST RELAX.>>AH… OH, THAT FEELS GOOD. HEY, WHAT’S GOING…? YEOW!>>THERE GOES RATAXES.>>HALT! TAKE NOTE, BASIL, NOBODY RAMPAGES LIKE MY RATAXES. FOLLOW YOUR LEADER, RHINOS! RAMPAGE!>>I SUPPOSE YOU’RE RIGHT, CHILDREN. ZEPHIR SHOULD HAVE LEARNED HIS LESSON BY NOW. WELL, BABAR HAS– MY TUSKS! THE ROYAL PEANUT PATCH IS RUINED!>>NO MORE PEANUT BUTTER NOUVEAU! (sobbing) AND ALL BECAUSE OF THE PALACE PRANKSTER.>>NO, POMPADOUR, IT WAS MY FAULT. THIS WAS THE WRONG WAY TO TEACH ZEPHIR A LESSON. I SHOULD HAVE CLOBBERED HIM!>>HEY, WAIT!>>STAND STILL!>>YIKES! YAAAAA! BABAR, LOOK. YOU DID IT, BABAR. YOU SAVED A PLANT.>>(adult Babar)BUT WHAT A PLANT IT TURNEDOUT TO BE.IT WAS HEALTHY AND STRONG ANDWITH ALL THE EXTRA ATTENTIONTHAT PLANT GOT, IT YIELDEDA WHOLE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER,AND THAT WAS THE MOST DELICIOUSJAR OF PEANUT BUTTER NOUVEAU WEHAVE EVER TASTED.MMMM!>>IT MUST HAVE BEEN GOOD.>>HUH?>>OH, YES, IT– (latch clicks)>>>THE PEANUT BUTTER POACHER.>>HIDE. (♪♪♪) (alarm blaring)>>>GET ‘IM!>>YEAH!>>>(all gasping) UNCLE ARTHUR?>>(Babar clears throat)>>I WAS JUST DOING ZEPHIR A FAVOUR. HE PUT ME UP TO THIS. ASK HIM.>>OOPS. WHAT CAN I SAY? I LOVE THE STUFF. MMMM! AH…>>>(kids laughing) CLOSED CAPTIONING PROVIDED BY YTV CANADA, INC.

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