Lana! Get…. [DOOR CLOSES] Excuse me. What can l do for you? Who are you? Joel. Are you the kid l chased last night? ls there something l can help you with? You know. you shouldn’t drive like that. People…
Tag: comedy
Mike Fiers Snitches on Astros ALLEGEDLY Stealing Signs | BONUS Clip | DESUS & MERO
[MUSIC PLAYING] In 2017, the Houston Astros beat the Yankees in the playoffs. Mm-hm. On the way to winning the World Series. But it turns out they’re fucking cheaters! – Allegedly. – Allegedly. Allegedly. – Allegedly. Allegedly. – Allegedly. Allegedly.…
Customer Services
[oom-pah music] Hey there, kids! Come on over and try my chicky lumps. Lots of lovely lumps for ya. Ch-chicky lumps. [music turns sinister] Chicky lumps. Chicky lumps. Chicky lumps. Chicky lumps. Ch-chicky lumps. N-need chicky lumps. [woosh] [rip] [ftooom]…
People’s Sexiest Men Alive, Life as a Middle-Aged Millennial & More | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME
DESUS: Welcome to the Thursday show. Y’all ready? Yeah! Yeah. Cause we are not. We are out of breath. Oh, yes. Y’all like my kinky boots? Right? These are different. You know what I’m saying? These are different. That’s fashion.…
Best Moments from 2019 XXL Freshman Cypher ft. Blueface & More | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME
[MUSIC PLAYING] Yo, the XXL Magazine Freshman Class cover is out. This looks like a Nickelodeon ensemble sketch show. Like a reboot of “All That?” Oh, yeah. Like, what are y’all doing? Let’s watch the trailer for the Cipher. Hip…
Anna Kendrick Stuck Paying Desus’ Bill at Big Celebrity Dinner | Extended Interview | DESUS & MERO
[SIRENS] I mean, honestly, this is like what I’ve come to expect. So I could make like a dumb joke, but– [MUSIC PLAYING] Hey! DESUS: What’s up? Hi. DESUS: What’s going on, homie? ANNA KENDRICK: Good to see you guys.…
Bloomberg Explores a 2020 Run & Kanye Eyes 2024 | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME
[CHEERING] [MUSIC PLAYING] You know, the 2020 Democratic presidential field is already huge. Enormous, but one tiny billionaire wants in on the action too. Hm, hm. I wonder who. REPORTER: Former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg is thinking of…
How Bill Cosby Rationalizes Raping Women
NEW YORK MAGAZINE HAS CREATED A COVER STORY ABOUT BILL COSBY AND HIS ACCUSERS. OF COURSE, IT’S A COVER STORY AND THE COVER OF THE STORY, AND IT IS A VERY INTERESTING WAY OF VISUALIZING THE WHOLE CONTROVERSY INVOLVING BILL…
LABOR DAYS – EPISODE 5 – The Ferral’s Doomsday Bunker
[MUSIC] Ow! Ouch! What are you doing? Ow! Alright, dude! Hey kid! Come on, leave Charlie alone! Come on! Git! Git! Thanks! Thanks, man! It’s John, though. Thank you. So, what’s your point, Charlie? No point. No point. I need…
Shut Up and Buy This iPhone
(bouncy upbeat music) – [Announcer] Innovation, inspiration, ingenuity. The new iPhone. The newest in a line of smartphones that have revolutionized the way we communicate and make the world a better place. Revolutionize the way we communicate? Aren’t these things…